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When Promulgating Your Esoteric Cogitations And Articulating

Topic: g-rated

When promulgating your esoteric cogitations and articulating your amicable and philosophical observations beware of platitudinous ponderosity, and let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness and a compact comprehensibleness without coalescent consistency or a concatenated cogency.

Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement and asinine affectations and let your extemporaneous descantings have a voracious vivacity without rodomontade sagacity.

In other words, speak briefly, say what you mean, mean what you say, and above all don't use big words.

ALPHA v0.3