ALPHA v0.3

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Bumper Stickers

Topic: g-rated

Bumper Stickers

CAUTION! I drive like you do!

I drive this way just to piss you off!

I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her.

I'm not driving fast-just flying low.

Welcome to California. Now go home!

If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.



If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

WARNING: mental backup in progress.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

I can handle pain until it hurts.

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.

Gun control in being able to hit your target!

ALPHA v0.3