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The Farmer Frantically Called The Volunteer Fire Department

Topic: g-rated

The farmer frantically called the volunteer fire department. "Come quick," he said. "My place is on fire!"

"How do we get there?" the fire chief asked.

"Don't you have them red trucks anymore?" the farmer asked.

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