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Hey Sammy How'D You Get That Flat?

Topic: g-rated

"Hey Sammy, how'd you get that flat?"

"Oh, I ran over a milk bottle."

"Didn't see it, huh?"

"No, damn kid had it under his coat."

ALPHA v0.3