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The New Yorker Was Building Himself A House In Rural Maine So He

Topic: g-rated

The New Yorker was building himself a house in rural Maine, so he hired a local carpenter to execute the architect's plans. But having looked at the plans, the carpenter shook his head and told the New Yorker, "Can't do it this way. Plans are wrong."

The New Yorker insisted that the plans had been drawn by one of the finest architects in New York City, and there could be no mistake.

Again the carpenter protested, and the New Yorker said, "Look, the blueprint is right! You build it that way, or by golly I'll get someone else."

"All right," the carpenter shrugged, "have it your way. But I'm telling you--you're gonna end up with two bathrooms."

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