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A Man Walked By A House That Was Being Painted And He Noticed

Topic: g-rated

A man walked by a house that was being painted, and he noticed that the painter was working furiously. He had never seen a human work that fast.

"What's the hurry?" he called out.

"Oh," the painter replied, "I'm trying to finish this job before I run out of paint!"

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