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A Newcomer To The State Prison Was Surprised To See A Group Of

Topic: g-rated

A newcomer to the state prison was surprised to see a group of inmates sitting around the courtyard going through a peculiar ritual. One man would shout out a number, and the others would laugh.

"What's going on?" the new inmate inquired.

"Well," said a veteran, "we've all been here so long that we know just about every joke by heart, so we just tell them by the numbers."

Just then an inmate called out, "Two hundred and eight!" and the rest of the group laughed particularly loudly.

"Why did everyone laugh so loud at that one?" the newcomer wanted to know.

The veteran chuckled. "Oh, we hadn't heard that one before," he said.

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