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A Centenarian Was Asked His Secrets Of Longevity. Well He Said I

Topic: g-rated

A centenarian was asked his secrets of longevity. "Well," he said, "I don't drink, I don't smoke, and I make sure not to overeat."

Said the reporter, "I had an uncle who did the very same thing and he died at sixty. How do you explain that?"

"He didn't keep it up long enough," the old gent replied.

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