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The Conductor On The Commuter Train Saw A Passenger With A Pipe.

Topic: g-rated

The conductor on the commuter train saw a passenger with a pipe.

"Can't smoke in this car," the conductor said.

"I'm not smoking," the passenger replied.

"But you've got a pipe in your mouth," the conductor said.

"That's right. Got my shoes on too. But I'm not walking."

ALPHA v0.3