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Because Of A Dense Fog A Mississippi Steamboat Had To Stop At

Topic: g-rated

Because of a dense fog, a Mississippi steamboat had to stop at the mouth of the river. A woman passenger demanded to know the cause of the delay.

"Can't see up the river," the harassed captain replied. "Fog's too thick."

"But I can see the stars overhead," the woman said.

"Yes," the captain growled, "but unless the boilers explode, we're not going that way."

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