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A Woman Making Arrangements With An Artist To Sit For Her

Topic: g-rated

A woman making arrangements with an artist to sit for her portrait said to him, "Although I have only a few items of jewelry, nevertheless I want this painting to show me wearing diamond rings and earrings, an emerald brooch, and a multistrand necklace of pearls that look like they are priceless."

"I can do this all right," said the artist. "But do you mind telling me why you want this, when apparently you do not particularly care for jewelry?" "You see, if I die first," said the woman, "and my husband marries again, I want that second wife to go out of her mind trying to find out where he hid the jewels."

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