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Ethel Orville Are Rocking On The Front Porch One Evening. After

Topic: g-rated

Ethel & Orville are rocking on the front porch one evening. After a long silence, Orville reaches over and slaps Ethel on the back of the head and returns to his quiet rocking.

"Now, Pa," whines Ethel, "why'd you go and hit me on the head like that?"

"That's fer fifty years of bad sex," says Orville, matter-of- factly.

The two return to their silent rocking, back and forth, until Ethel, after a long silence, reaches over and slaps Orville on the back of the head.

"Well, Ma," drawls Orville, "why'd you have to go and hit me on the head like that?"

"That's fer knowin' the difference, Pa."

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