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Woman On A Train Walked Up To A Geoff Across The Aisle. Excuse

Topic: g-rated

Woman on a train walked up to a Geoff across the aisle. "Excuse me," she said, "but are you Jewish?"

"No," replied Geoff.

A few minutes later the woman returned. "Excuse me," she said again, "but are you sure you're not Jewish?"

"I'm sure," replied Geoff.

But the woman was not convinced, and a few minutes later she approached him a third time. "Are you absolutely sure you're not Jewish?" she asked.

"All right, all right," Geoff said. "You win. I'm Jewish."

"That's funny," said the woman. "You don't look Jewish."

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