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A Man Was Ready To Take A Swim In A Small Creek When He Noticed

Topic: g-rated

A man was ready to take a swim in a small creek, when he noticed an old man sitting on a park bench. He was about to dive, and asked the man how the water was. The man replied, "Lukevarm" in an Italian accent. This in mind, the man jumped in.

He soon discovered that the water was freezing and swam to the shore at top speed! As he shivered on the shore, he asked the man,

"How could you say that water THAT cold was LUKEWARM?!?!?!"

"I dunno." The man replied. "Loook Varm to me!"

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