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Two Pastors Are Out To Lunch And They Both Order Salmon Steaks

Topic: g-rated

Two pastors are out to lunch and they both order Salmon Steaks. When the steaks arrive, the one pastor picks the biggest one, and puts it on his plate.

The other pastor states "That was impolite, taking the biggest piece."

So pastor #1 says, "If you would have had the plate on your end of the table, what would you have done?"

Replies pastor #2 "I would have offered you the bigger steak!"

Pastor #1 then replies, "I took the biggest one. That should settle it then."

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