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Two Highway Workers Are At A Construction Site When A Car With

Topic: g-rated

Two highway workers are at a construction site when a car with diplomatic plates pulls up. "Parlez-vous francais?" the driver asks. The two just stare.

"Hablan ustedes espanol?" the driver tries. They stare some more.

"Sprechen sie deutsch?" They continue to stare.

"Parlate italiano?" Nothing. Finally the man drives off in disgust.

One worker turns to the other and says, "Maybe we should learn a foreign language."

"What for?" the other replies, "That guy knew four of them, and a fat lot of good it did him."

ALPHA v0.3