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A Musician Calls The Symphony Office To Talk To The Conductor.

Topic: music

A musician calls the symphony office to talk to the conductor.

"I'm sorry, he's dead," comes the reply. The musician calls back 25 times. Always getting the same reply from the receptionist.

At last she asks him why he keeps calling. "I just like to hear you say it."

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