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A Double Bass Player Arrived A Few Minutes Late For The First

Topic: music

A double bass player arrived a few minutes late for the first rehearsal of the local choral society's annual performance of Handel's Messiah.

He picked up his instrument and bow, and turned his attention to the conductor. The conductor asked, "Would you like a moment to tune?"

The bass player replied with some surprise, "Why? Isn't it the same as last year?"

At a rehearsal, the conductor stops and shouts to the bass section: You are out of tune. Check it, please!

The first bassist pulls all his strings, says, Our tuning is correct: all the strings are equally tight.

The first violist turns around and shouts, You bloody idiot! It's not the tension. The pegs have to be parallel!

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