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Two Bass Players Were Engaged For A Run Of Carmen. After A

Topic: music

Two bass players were engaged for a run of Carmen. After a couple of weeks, they agreed each to take an afternoon off in turn to go and watch the matinee performance from the front of house. Joe duly took his break; back in the pit that evening, Moe asked how it was.

Great, says Joe. You know that bit where the music goes `BOOM Boom Boom Boom'-- well there are some guys up top singing a terrific song about a Toreador at the same time.

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