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A Violist In An Orchestra Was Crying And Screaming At The Oboe

Topic: music

A violist in an orchestra was crying and screaming at the oboe player sitting directly behind him. The conductor asked, What are you so upset about?

The violist replied "The oboist reached over and turned one of the pegs on my viola and now it's all out of tune!

The conductor asked "Don't you think you're overreacting?

The violist replied, I'm not overreacting! He won't tell me which one!

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